The weekend is finally here, freezing temperatures are sweeping the USA, Ted Cruz is laying low amid the fallout from his Mexican vacation and Donald Trump Jr. came to his defense, Lt. Governor Dan Patrick might win the award for dumbest Texas politician after his comments about windmills and the Green New Deal, the USA has finally rejoined the Paris Climate Accord, scientists have successfully cloned a black footed ferret, two young women were busted for dressing up as old ladies to get the vaccine, a new line of Karen dolls, and much to Jimmy’s dismay - his wife Molly gives away his most cherished possessions in a new game called “Win Jimmy’s Crap!”
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Hi. Jimmy Kimmel, the dog of the Democratic Party. cheer up.
I would like to know what Ted would do if they had separated him from his children and put them in a cage.
Let's save Cruz ,I'll pay for Cruz to get shaved.
What Travis said: "If Trump Jr is defending you, you did something terrible." Don Jr such a lost job... everywhere.
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Why is even DJTJ speaking??? He shouldn’t have a platform to incite anymore. He was as guilty as his useless father in inciting an insurrection. They should all be cut off.
Shamless Jimmy Kimmel doesn't focus on Gov. Coumo sexual allegations provides cover with attacking Ted Cruz who in all practical sense couldn't do anything about the Texas energy crisis. Unless what you seek is a mere photo opt.
Wow Trump Jr. Is talking none sense 😂 he do sound like he's been drinking 🤣
Everybody knows Donald trump jr is a fool, his words mean nothing.
No only you and 3 idiots that upvoted you do
Send All the immigrants to Jolly Jimmy's, on Vacation...
Not a good reference , Trumps always approve of people doing anything against the rules. Being honest is something they know nothing about.
Biden should change his name to Mr 80 Million. .. The 80 million dollar man , maybe ??
WOW
Jimmy, is your marriage okay?
What an idiot, acorn doesn't fall far
That trump jr is looking very very scary I hope no young children watching they will have nightmares
timanderic
Your wife’s game (Molly’s Game) is a favorite! Best idea I’ve seen in awhile! She’s quite funny.
This doesn’t seem as funny with all this stuff hurting real people now!
Donny Jr. blah blah blah. Shut the hell up Boy. His dad ruin many peoples lives, remember he told many to storm the capitol and many are being lock up but he is not. What’s up with that?
Kimmel is such an idiot. What is there to defend???????? Cruz took his family on a vacation! How stupid do you have to be to see that this is a coverup? Why would you put yourself in such a position to be ridiculed?
@DaFiresMen - hello?
@DaFiresMen - a deflection, a cover up. Hey! Look over here. Don't look at Cuomo. Look at Cruz being normal. Understand now?
A cover up? So Cruz was set up to go on a vacation? Your an idiot, please don't have kids.
@bcvbb hyui - Dude, the envy of another man will never get you more chicks.
Flying Ted , still the most punchable face in politics!
Why is even DJTJ speaking??? He shouldn’t have a platform to incite anymore. He was as guilty as his useless father in inciting an insurrection. They should all be cut off.
So it is ok for Ted Cruz to take his family on vacation when it is actually supposed to be illegal to travel abroad ( Mexico is that ) during this pandemic ?
Of course he does Jr is a crock to. Crocks denfend crocks and he is a big one..
Ted Cruz... this is a 'rat' worst of its kind.
Cancun Cruz should Ted Cruz's name going forward.
Molly is funnier than Jimmy 😂
Jimmy, is your marriage okay?
Liars stick together! So I give Cruz and Donnie Jr two thumbs down! 👎👎
What did you do to help Texas Jimmy? The laugh track does not make you funny being funny would probably help When can you be canceled? I’m trying to say your show is horrible
Stupid say what?
💀... The GOP version of the Cheech and Chong comedy 🎥 "Up In Smoke."
2:23 Do you want Sonya Blade to respond to that?
1:52 No, you don't.
Is Jimmy supposed to be funny?
You know you’ve screwed up when Don Jr has to defend you.
Flying Ted , still the most punchable face in politics!
My family and I froze our asses off! No water and no heat for 4 days! Fled Cruz was going to Cancun? Dan Patrick is a doofus! Abbott can’t stand up to anyone when it comes to regulation!
Trumph Jr. and Ted Mexican Cruzboat must go to the same geasebag barber🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trumpers watching this angry because they never learned to read
Coked out eyes... again
Is this guy like Jesus don jr he. Going is going to jail like his father don jr don’t work for anybody he’s lived of his father con man going to jail for tax fraud
Jimmy don. Jr is on to much coke he’s stoned all time I like know when goes to jail and daddy goes to
Now that we have rid the nation of the awful trump administration, i pray will not be subjected the political vomit of his treasonous kids. They were having a big drunken party while the U.S. capitol was being invaded.
D.T. Jr, Say no to Drugs. Cancun cruise?
When it comes to Don Junior and... Whatever he's "got for a brain" I've a two theories on it: One: Junior inherited from his daddy his intelligence. And: Two: Whatever existed in his 💀... The GOP version of the Cheech and Chong comedy 🎥 "Up In Smoke."
like the blind leading the blind...misery loves company
I am not surprised at all that the US is on a downward spiral when you have politician of this calibre, with the Captain America being a stand-up comedian!
Trump2024!!!!!!!!!
Junior is literally talking out of the side of his mouth.
better than 5alking out ur A**
Wonder if Hunter Biden and Donald Trump Jr share the same crack dealer .......probably not as Hunter does buy in bulk
The bashful geometry generally hover because fired noticeably remind amidst a unkempt output. damaged, uttermost vegetarian
Jimmy Kimmel is a degenerate he was part of Epstiens circle and flew on his plane to the islands to meet young girls. True story his name is on the flight logs aboard the Lolita Express
Jimmy Kimmel‘s wife 💖 is awesome!! 🌱
You couldn't have a worse person backing you
Trumpers watching this angry because they never learned to read
I thought it was fried dog and popcorn
Cocaine boy needs to go away
Like anyone will take the word of Jr. seriously. What a Jerk. Just like his father.
I can’t stand Jimmy Kimmel. He is such a no talent.
I do believe Ted and DJTJ are sporting the beards because they admire Jimmy so much. They can pass as brothers. Watch out Jimmy your brothers from another mother ......
If a ship is sinking, a captain should the last one out the ship.
Isn't trump leaving mean we don't have to listen to his inept son?
It must suck having the same name as his orange glow stick father. Apple doesn't fall from the tree no matter how rotten and it is.
Well, if Trump jr says it, it must be true. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ This guy needs to shut it. Of course he doesn't have an issue with it, he's just as full of it as Cruz is.
To quote Homer Simpson "Does anyone care what this guy thinks?.....NO!!!!"
Hey Trump Jr., now that Vance Jr. has all of your tax records, it looks like you will be an old gray-haired little boy before you get out of prison. Kimberly was right... the best IS yet to come! (Don't worry... she'll wait for you to get out) ROFLMAO!!!
This boy puts his foot in his mouth every time he opens it!
Were are you from? I’m from my mother.
The Dude ate a booger, to distract from the fact he was a moe moe at a debate.... So nothing this guy does surprises me. The best was when he came back wearing a Texas face mask though. That made me laugh seriously out loud. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jimmy Kimmel‘s wife 💖 is awesome!! 🌱
Jimmy remember when you were fat..I don't understand why people think you're funny
15 people froze to death in Harris County Texas
Isn't trump leaving mean we don't have to listen to his inept son?
Trump and his sons are not responsible to anything . Ted Cruz is not responsible to the crisis .Is this an Irresponsible State ?
Hey jimmy why are you crying? Why is Biden Harris administration locking up immigrants children in the cage?
It must suck having the same name as his orange glow stick father. Apple doesn't fall from the tree no matter how rotten and it is.
Is Don Trump Jr talking to his toilet
If a ship is sinking, a captain should the last one out the ship.
Fox, our state's representatives and Ercot are an embarrassment! We were out of power and water for almost a week and many lost lives. Can't wait to vote these clowns out!
djtj defending Cruz? 🙄 comical!
coke don jr
AOC rocks
Thank you Jimmy for all the people that have an education .
"Crusin together".....Smokey Robinson.
You can't really blame don jr. he can't help being stupid it runs in the family. He is actually right (of course AOC raised a couple of million dollars and went to Texas to help but it doesn't count because she represents NY not Texas) God forbid an overpaid Texas Senator should be expected to do anything. Except leave the family dog to freeze to death.
Go drink some more adrenachrome Jimmy.
Like we care what he has to say.....daddy is not longer running the circus
Is Don Trump Jr talking to his toilet
Ted Cruz man of the year 2021
of course he did idiots
Don Jr. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
America: - privatize the gains - socialize the losses
😂😂😂 this is the hypocrisy you’re covering after your hero governor was just discovered to be a serial killer.
Kimmel is just a hair on the ballsack of Hollywood
Herby rules!
Look who's talking lmao
GET HERBY BACK ON THE THING
Jonior trump
LET'S MOVE ON. THE SCHOOLS ARE STILL CLOSED BUT THOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THIS COUNTRY ON A DAILY DAILY BASIS. SOME ARE GIVEN WORK VISAS AND THEY ARE NOT...NOT TESTED FOR COVID......
LET'S MOVE ON. THE SCHOOLS ARE STILL CLOSED BUT THOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THIS COUNTRY ON A DAILY DAILY BASIS. SOME ARE GIVEN WORK VISAS AND THEY ARE NOT...NOT TESTED FOR COVID.....
LET'S MOVE ON. THE SCHOOLS ARE STILL CLOSED BUT THOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THIS COUNTRY ON A DAILY DAILY BASIS. SOME ARE GIVEN WORK VISAS AND THEY ARE NOT...NOT TESTED FOR COVID......
lmao this is beyond ridiculous 😂
Still talking about Trump? But yet to report on the totaltarian Cuomo.... LMAO
*Jimmy to Jr.* "I feel like you've had enough *breaks* in your life." That did it 4 me 🤣💯
Dorky Trump Jr 😂 😂 what is he on? what is he thinking? Wow!
9:51 Did that guy walking behind Molly spit on her back?
INDICT THE TRUMPS (spread the word)
Don Jr. should just STOP TALKING!
Is it just me or does he seems like an annoying screaming toddler who eats spam and picks his earwax?