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Finally! The show is back on FRlift. Enjoy 😊🇬🇧🇫🇷
10 Hours of super soft music to make you forget that you have no more life since the Covid! (same for me) frlift.info/first/vid-o/sG_Jq7qgk3DOqqQ.html Love, Liane ♥ Paul tu es le best, i ♥ u !!!
Vraiment très drôle et pertinent ! Le fait de changer de langue est aussi très original. Le pire, c'est que tu arrive à nous autodérisionner (ce mot n'existe pas, mais j'ai pas trouvé mieux).
L'accent c'est pas de la merde,ni connard"faut arrêter avec ça",la bière pendant le spectacle''stereotype quand même et pas bon pour la présentation.
That's hilarious, should come to Montreal Just for Laugh, he would be a star !!!
Tres cool. Tres drole. Nice angles (French but American with des touches de quebs) Subscribing and will check your stuff out.
Thank you for the video! It's hilarious!
Ok. The « long » joke about la bise is funny, but to be honest, I think that’s so long you live abroad you don’t know anymore how you guys says hello to each other in England.
Same about the hangover in Russia! Hungover is похмелье but the movie is called мальчишник в Вегасе the boys in Vegas 🥴
13:45 seven years of sex anyway :-/
J'ai vu des extraits du spectacle... le coup de la bise avec le public en mode récidiviste c'est un peu limite.. J'ai failli décroché. Le reste est très vrai ;)
C'est hyper bien trouvé 😂👏
Pôle Nord Ton nom tabarnackle
Top el acento español brother
Incroyable ! It is incredibly funny and true !
et lorsque tu va en Belgique la bise c'est juste une seule :)
Bill Bryson "Mother Tongue" is a wonderful study that may offer you another understanding of English language. As a French man, living in Laos for 20 years, and teaching many subjects including English, this book helped me a lot to pacify my relation with the new international language that finally owes a lot from French. Though English has one of the biggest dictionary (entries), it is very practical and, thus... quite poor. Thanks for your show and the short videos (sponsored by Canal).
Ha, anglophone Canadian here. I've been studying French since I was a kid (without ever going to French immersion schools, because I guess I have to do things the hard way) and when I was 16, I spent the summer in Quebec to learn French. Oooh boy. For anyone who doesn't know, they teach PARISIAN French to kids in Canada. Sounds strange, but it's so we can use our French outside of just Quebec. Anyway, I had been told that Canadian French is different, but no one ever told me *how* different, exactly. I had never heard that accent before and oh boy. So I arrived in Quebec, having learned French in school for 7 years by that point, I thought I'd be fine. NO. For the first two weeks I could barely make out what anyone was saying. AND THEN. Then, as I was working in a food bank with gardens and all - the lady showing me what to do pointed to a bad of dirt and said "taire" (like fire in English). AND MY MIND WAS BLOWN. So all this time, every time I heard someone say this new French word that sounds exactly like "fire" - it was FAIRE ALL ALONG. Laundry - instead of "linge" it was "lange". Anyway, over the summer I figured out about 80% of what everyone was saying, so I could absolutely understand what Paul was saying in his Quebec rant
Sur ta blague jm appelle Paul Télor, j aurai poussé la blague (peut-etre) encore plus loin avec TélorD avec un D qui se prononce pas ou une connerie du genre, pour souligner que c'est pas une langue de con, mais en fait si !
Is he saying assume or accepte when talking about being a con?
@Aidan Clarke but assume doesn't mean accept as far as I know?! Or does it in certain dialects of French?
He says assume at 17:02
Au Québec on fait pas ça...c'est dégeux sérieux...
"Une croissant" "Ta croissant" 🤣
Ne mêles pas la Belgique dans tout cela
Merci infiniment de montrer que je ne suis pas folle. Il sont vraiment comme cela Le plus triste dans tout ça que vous n'inventer pas. Excellent.
I'm french and I've been living abroad for years. To all of you non french peeps, it's all absolutely true!
Damn I missed fun polyglot people living in the country side of South Korea. haha Passez d'une langue à l'autre et être habitué aux incompréhensions quand tu n'as aucun accent c'est encore pire quand tu es typée caucasienne et que tu parles en dialecte coréen 🤣🤣🤣👍👍
25:43 "worcestershire sauce"
Very weird to look back at this in 2021...
Benjamin's a good sport.
En fait le seul endroit où les queues ne sont pas respectées c’est le bus :)
It would be amazing for you to do a show in Montreal.
Tu m'as fait hurler de rire
like this 👏🏻
Wow ! Those were the 70 best minutes of my day ! 😭😂 Congrats ! That’s absolutely amazing ! ✨
"See you again sometimes soon" Et ben non... et ben non malheuresement le "soon" et ben c'est pas soon du tout.
Nice show! I enjoyed it. Tu devrais venir au Québec faire ton spectacle. Je suis sur que tu trouverais un bon publique. Surtout Montréal c'est presque au quotidien bilingue.
He kind of reminds me of Tom Holland hihi
Did you notice how amazing his spanish accent was?? 40:59
Thanks Paul for expressing so well and so fluently in both English and French the funny and frustrating side of living in France. I've not laughed so much for ages. Brilliant! Keep doing more of the same. I love it.
Thank you so much for sharing this on YT! Tellement drôle haha! De la part d’une française au Québec qui a dû apprendre à parler franglais avec les québécois 😂
it's crazy but the show end up when his beer is empty lmao
TBT ! Now watching on a rainy day. 😆
Don't speak so loud man. Sinon j'adore ton (h)umour. En tant que Belge je rigole dans ma barbe avec nos accents nos patois et nos communautés et nos langues
Quel talent !!!! Chapeau bas l'artiste
*STUPID RACIST FRANCOPHOBE !!!!!!*
*FUCKING RACIST!!!!!!*
c'est vraiment fucking good this connard
à savoir que le verlan est à l'origine un vocabulaire provenant des mineurs dans les mines de charbons à cause de l'écho.
Raúl jajajaja
Funny as hell and I picked up a whole bunch of new phrases!
Aaaaaaaah... Before corona
Nous les méditerranéens, nous aimons embrasser 😂😂😂😂 C'est vous, les froids les nordiques ! 😛😛😛😛
Did you get COVID MEN?
Subtilité , tu sais le dire en 2 langues mais tu ne l appliques pas dans ton spectacle
;=DDDDDD
Punaise ...un des meilleurs fou rire de ma vie .
Hilarious. Just discovered this guy. Will spread the good word among my bilingual friends on both sides of the Atlantic.
covid solved the bise problem 😆
I've started using "Aaah, the prostitute! It make me shit!" with my French friends. It's glorious. :)
Speaks in English: Speaks in French: WOOOOO YAAAAAAA YEEEEEEEE
Quand j etais gamine il y avait" les carnets du major Thompson " , now, there's Paul Taylor.!👍
En fait les faux anglicismes ne sont évidemment pas là pour "emmerder" nos amis Anglais dont tout le monde se bat les couilles aujourd'hui. L'abus outrancier d'anglicismes est le fait d'une masse informe d'abrutis et d'incultes qui vouent une sainte vénéraration snobinarde à la sous-culture americaine et qui sont ravis que la pub, les journaleux, les médias les abreuvent toujours plus d'inepties linguistiques qui appauvrissent autant la langue de Molière qu'elles écorchent la langue de Shakespeare.
C'est à la limite du supportable : la bière est en train de tiédir 🥺
UN SPECTACLE EN ANGLAIS ET EN FRANCAIS EN MEME TEMPS! JE CROYAIS QU'ON VOYAIS CA SELEUMENT AU CANADA.
Je crois que c la + drôle vidéo que g jamais vu 😂😂
This reminded me of the days when we had French au pairs. We realised that if they didn't understand a word in English, especially if it was a technology or scientific type word, we'd just try it with a French accent, and more often than not it'd work! "It's a commission." "Eet ees what?" "Commission" "Quoi?" Hmmmm - let's try a French accent. "It's a Co-mis-si-yon." "Ohhhhh!
Thats alot of contact for the life we live in now lol
Je recomendé ton show a un ami que parle français et anglais parce tu est trés drôle. Ton comedié m´aide a apprend plus sûr le culture française et ma offri une oportunite pour practique un peu plus mon français. Si je fais d'errours est parce que suis seulement un debutant en français. Chanceussement, le anglais n'est pas mon languee maternelle, donc le majorité du mots qu'utilisent pour "fuck with english speakers" ne sont pas une probleme pour mua. Je suis suscri pour regarder plus de tes videos et aprend plus. Oh dam this video is way older that I thought. Happy 2021.
No joke - this should be part of every French class curriculum. 😂 I learned so much.
Brilliant show ! Thanks for sharing it 🙂👍
"15 jours" instead of "14 jours" is because "15 jours" is quicker (2 syllables) than "14 jours" (3-4 syllables depending on the prononciation) and "2 semaines" (3 syllables)
and then there''s the luxembourgish word for squirrel: Quaschleck
@Kenneth holy Christ I knew it was a country but still
@UrbanRose it's the illegitimate child of French and German
I would have guessed duck and also what the fuck there something called LUXEMBOURGISH?
I love that as this goes on he gets more and more drunk.
Thanks to Covid this bloody bise nightmare is over forever. Thank you, Covid! French people are so much happier now.
Wow That's amazing, i'm from Maghreb, and i speak both languages english, and french, i was so enjoying the show, i even wasn't realizing that he was switching between the two languages. Quel Magnifique spectacle.
"English words that aren't English words" in German we call mobile phones "Handy", which everyone pronounces funny, because it's _supposed_ to be pronounced like an English word and I guarantee you every German child has tried to spell it "Händy".
"The English teachers aren't English" yeah no shit! I live in Germany and I have had only two teachers, for a total of less than a year, that actually sounded English. Three times a week I have to hear "Goot Moaning today wi will repeet *random grammar thing I've known for three years and had explained to me ten times this year * "
QUÉBEC!!!!!!
Triple Verlanisation is when the Verlan is in the dictionary, and so is the continuation so they change it to English to make it even worse
30:30 haha, wtf, does that literally mean "unshit yourselves"? Obviously, it's some kind of slang for "sort it out yourselves" or something along those lines, like the subs say...
So you're going full Ricky Gervais with that beer on stage, huh ?
Thank you
Ok, as an english speaker, somehow I failed to read "tiling." I kept saying ti-ling instead of tye-ling
Omg.
imagine paul taylor doing a show in quebec montreal 😏
He did actually
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this is bloody amazing, i never realised how fast i could switch languages and you’re humour is so charismatic😄
This is fantastique! I wouldn't be able to understand without the subtitles, but still
Simply genial, showed it to mes students today!
It's not very often that I laugh without being able to stop, but the ending was insane, French and English I can speak both of this languages, native from France my English is ok but I don't have much vocabulary for specific things, I think It's one of my favorite spectacle (don't know how we say sketch in English), you made me laugh as fuck, thank you very much, all the pressure from school is gone.
Paul's relationship with his wife is like my relationship with my mom. She would love this special!
Raleigh, North Carolina native 🤪
Merci Pôle Télor😎
9:30 Quelque chose me dit qu'il n'as fait souvent son spectacle en 2020 ^^
Alguém do Brasil?
Bravo pour l'accent québéquois. J'habite au Québec, et je peut dire que tu le maîtrise bien.
This was only 9 months ago....
watching this with my french boyfriend xD so good
I’m surprised when talking about how the French can’t count he didn’t mention the words for 60-99
I got a thermometer shoved up my ass when i was a kid. am i french? no. my mom isn't either. Va i helvette? ska jag vara rädd? har mitt liv varit en stor fet jävla lögn eller ? MORSAN!?=!
It's so much more entertaining when you can relate to him.. Personally, I'm American, but spent years in a French speaking country as a kid, so I can relate to alot of what he says🤣🤣🤣
"i've touched you more than i've touched my wife" OOF
What was the opening song?
"Douce France" by Charles Trénet
Putain j'ai ri comme rarement, merci Paul =')